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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 75)
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 110)
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 174)
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 220)
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 107)
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 147)
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 124)
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Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 176)
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 150)
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 225)
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